
Okay, now the world has gotten one step more complicated. I was doing pretty well with things until I ran into the card/key for the hotel room. Now I know these things have been around a long time and I guess I still suffer from the”barnacle on the side of progress” syndrome. What the heck I still am fascinated with a credit card and buying things on line! So I check in to the hotel on the trip and they give me this card thing and in the first hotel it opened the door by sort of waving it at the door lock. And the door sort of “beeped” at you and unlocked. Now at the second hotel not only does it operate the door it also operates the elevator! But you have to insert the correct way or you end up looking like an idiot with a car full of other people who want the elevator to go in their direction and not someone who is too stupid to use the card properly! Somehow I did not know it was going to be this complex, when did a door become such a challenge? Did I miss a memo or something? I suppose the next thing is bio-metric locks for your hotel room, when you check in they finger print you, issue you a card with your finger print on it and that opens the door. I keep thinking what happened to keys?
Speaking of which, on the train all the SCA had really big keys that seem to open all kinds of secret compartments. When the toilets refused to do their duty on the Coast Starlight, one of the attendants opened a big door some where near to the rest rooms and messed with some switches and they all flushed again- the magic of the big keys. Some how on this particular train car or cars the electrical systems seemed to be a bit of a problem and that is why it was late out the gate at the Union Depot in Los Angeles. The key business wasn’t the only thing I noticed about the personel on the train, they all seemed to have lots of equipment hanging off their persons, badges, cell phones, walkie-talkies, and other stuff.
One time the train stopped and it seemed to be in some isolated spot in the mountains and then it backed up and there was the conductor out side the train! I was wondering what he had done. I had heard that they put people off the train for doing something that was forbidden, like smoking, which they
frown on, I was wondering what the heck the conductor had done that we were leaving him on the side of the track. It turned out that he had to manually throw a switch that malfunctioned when it was signaled to change electronically.
My idea on this trip was to keep blogging all the way when ever and where ever possible. Again “I was hoisted on my own Pitard!” I forgot that the Internet was dependant on electronic signals ( how soon we forget sitting in our bed room with steady constant signals seeming coming in from the ether!) So as the train is traveling up the Pacific coast and I am enjoying myself watching the scenery go by, I am happily typing away and suddenly there is no signal, no bars, nothing! And the computer informs me, ” No Service!” What the heck? Come to the realization that no matter what I thought, you just don’t have an Internet connection in the mountains- as you have no antennas or any place to put them- ( Now in Los Angeles, they disguise them as palm trees- not a very good disguise as they have all these antenna things sticking out of them and if they looked like palm trees nobody was fooled- then it occurred to me that maybe they had just stuck the antenna in a real Palm tree!) Oh by the way, for an old Midwesterner, palm trees look fake! They look like the green men from the movie studios put them together to amuse the tourists. They cannot be real!
Some where up the California coast! Here the sun was finally shining but it was still cool and at this time the train was about an hour late. ( The new technology kept me on-track with our schedule.) One of the benefits of train travel is every so often they schedule a “smoke-break” and all the addicted ones can get off and puff to their hearts content. The rest of us use the time to get off and stretch out legs and run up and down the platform- those of us who still can run that is. Noticeable on this run ( The Coast Starlight) the tracks are smoother making the trip that much more enjoyable. Of all the runs that Amtrak makes this might be the most varied and some might say impressive. The train spends a lot of time in the mountains and at the southern end of the route the mountains are brown and desert-like but at the northern end they are lush and green with water courses spilling down the rocky hillsides and clouds stuck to the trees like so much cotton candy! Of the long distance routes this one is the most popular and the train I took was no different as it was full all the way.
(Mystery of the Metropolitan Lounge!) One of the “treats” of train travel are the little hidden things that you find out about in sniffing around the corners and edges of travel sites on the Internet. The lounge business is one of these. Not every station big or little has a special lounge for long distance travelers. Los Angeles and Chicago are two that I am aware. As mentioned I was on the look out for the one in Los Angeles as I had heard about it and wanted to see what the fuss was about. Well, I was right about it being hidden. You had to be on your “A”game to find it. It was behind the Amtrak Ticket Area, where there was a small sign, very modest, directing you to an elevator that would take you to a second floor area. Now, if I did not know about this and where it was I would have been out with the rest of the hoy-palloy sitting out in the great hall looking at the ceiling! Once you got off the elevator there it was and you were greeted by a little enthusiastic Amtrak employee who checked your ticket, ( they did not want just any Joe Doak finding their way into to this “sanctum-sanctorium”) informed you where to put your luggage, asked if you wanted it to be checked, and showed you the wide range of refreshments for your dining pleasure. And also showed the password for the free Wi-Fi. So this is what it was like to be “a special Customer! “holy punched ticket, traveler!” So by-gumpy I was going to partake in these dubious pleasures placed before me! First I scoped out a seat near the back door, flung myself into the padded chair and checked out the scene. The place was already crowded with people like me who were getting on the “Coast Starlight,” but there were other folks who where getting on other trains headed out in various directions and more kept coming.



