
In one of the other blogs I was having fun with the folks who took the train and rode in coach. Today, I was one of them, if only for about two hours. And my friends there lies a tale. First, let me address Union Depot in Chicago. Nice place, if you ever get to see it, but I have been through the place twice and have not seen much more than the platfom, long hallways, an up and down escalator and the taxi stand! Not that I did not have the intent to look around I just could not! Coming into the station the mad rush to get off the train and into the station was irresistible, the passengers getting off the Empire Builder were driven and so I had to be since I was near the front of the crowd. And I was up the platform, down the hallway, up the escalator and bam, out on the street just like that! So all I saw was the underbelly of the station. Now this was not all bad but I did want to look around but I was directed across the street and hustled into a cab and since the driver spoke in a few words of English I had got engage in sign language and diagrams to get to the hotel. So I thought I will just go early in the morning and look around, there will be time and I can see the place. Same thing, escorted into the station from the cab stand and I go down the escalator and now I am back in the bowels of the station and I am directed to the waiting area for my train. No looking, no seeing, nothing!
As mentioned I had a bit of fun with the difference between the Sleeping car people and the coach people- today I found out I was not wrong! they are different, unruly, undisciplined and most likely to break every rule put to them. First there are two assembly areas, one, the loose and clearly a first come first gets the seats and if you don’t just sit on the floor. Oh, yes and try to lug the biggest, baddest, and ugliest containers of clothes you can. Never mind that once every 7 minutes there is an announcement about the size, number and what happens when you break the rule. If it can be carried, wheeled, drug and has rudimentary handles they bring it. And every 2 or 3 minutes a late comer will wheel up the the entrance to the second holding area and wonder what’s going on. The first comers tell them that Babe Ruth has not shown his face yet and be patient! ( obviously, nobody is going to be of help!)And, two, finally, an announcement from the Dixie cup speakers is made telling us who should be first in line to go into the second holding area ; the lame, the halt , small children, and. . . .folks over 65! ( I am sorry, but in this bunch, that is about everyone!) So now we all Line up and pass single file into the next holding area, but first we must show our tickets to prove we are one of the “special classes.” Now in this step we are pretty well behaved. ( unlike the scene in LA where they lost control immediately and it was herding cats and not doing a good job of it!) then we are allowed to sit down again until we are called. Now unbeknownst to us the Sleeping Car people have been brought down from some high special place, blessed with coffee, snacks and Bon-bons and allowed to get on the train before the unleashing of the peasants! ( rumor had it that they also partook of cinnamon rolls too- a pox on all their houses!)
First they load all the people who need help into Red cap vehicles and roll them safely to the train. Then people with kids. Now there were not many of those today but there were several families of Amish or Mennonites and they had KIDS!Then the rest of us. It was made plain that it was single file and no cuts or twofers. Dutifully we all marched down the platform, single file, dragging our wheely suit cases behind us like obedient little dogs! At this point I did not see anyone taken out of line because they had too much luggage, if they could carry, drag or other wise convey it then it went aboard. Outside the middle of the last car was a conductor with a little list of where each person should be headed depending on his destination! For our group it was a march of five cars, past the sleepers, past the cafe car, past the dining car and finally our car, the peasants car, I firmly believed that it was going to be a box car, able to hold 41 men or 7 horses! But it wasn’t, bags were hoisted into the storage area and then up stairs to seats. The party began, now I know that we who have been in the sleepers are a staid bunch, separated by our various compartments we tend to be quiet and reserved, but right off the the bat, the conductors, the car assistants, and the coach people start a repartee, fast jokes and generally started an up roar and then the observation car opened and immediately the party moved there. Then some one said they smelled cigarette smoke! And a search was begun to find the offending person and his or her forbidden treasure! For the whole two hours, the car I was in was in a constant state of chaos, people in and out of their seats, up and down the aisles , as I said the crowd in the coaches are a very disorderly group, no wonder they keep us separated!








